[fj4fun]

> >
> > > The Walmart Greeter (priceless)
> > >
> > > A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman
> > walked into Walmart with
> > > her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the
> > way through the
> > entrance.
> > >
> > > The Walmart greeter said pleasantly, "Good
> > morning, and welcome to
> > > Walmart Nice children you have there. Are they
> > twins?"
> > >
> > > The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
> > "Hell no, they
> > > ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
> > Why the hell would
> > > you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just
> > stupid?"
> > >
> > > "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the
> > greeter. "I just
> > > couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good
> > day and thank you for
> >
> > > shopping at Walmart."
> > >
> > >

 

[CADavebert]

LOL ;D

 

[RicoVerde]

LOL

WalMart is a wierd place. You go in there and see hundreds of people that look like they came straight from the ozarks. I never see those people any where else in my community, but WalMart seems to have a transporter system of some kind.

 

[FJ-Piper]

funny

 

[jeshua]

walmart freaks me out!

I hate it when I have to go there.