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>>> Proven Weight Loss Program
>>>
>>> A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10
>>> lb. weight loss program.
>>> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there
>>> stands before him a
>>> voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old
>>> babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running
>>> shoes and a sign around
>>> her neck. She introduces
>>> herself as a representative of the weight loss
>>> company. The sign reads, "If
>>> you can catch me, you can
>>> have me."
>>>
>>>
>>> Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
>>> A few miles later puffing
>>> and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl
>>> shows up for the next four
>>> days and the same thing happens.
>>> On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is
>>> delighted to find he has lost 10
>>> lbs. as promised.
>>> He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20
>>> pound program.
>>> The next day there's a knock at the door and there
>>> stands the most stunning,
>>> beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
>>> She is wearing nothing
>>> but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
>>> that reads, "If you catch
>>> me you can have me".
>>> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This
>>> girl is in excellent
>>> shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So
>>> for the next four days, the
>>> same routine happens with him gradually getting in
>>> better and better shape.
>>> Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs
>>> himself, he discovers
>>> that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
>>> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to
>>> order the 7-day/50 pound
>>> program. "Are you sure?," asks the representative
>>> on the phone, "This is our
>>> most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies,
>>> "I haven't felt this
>>> good in years."
>>> The next day there's a knock at the door; and when
>>> he opens it he finds a
>>> huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing
>>> but pink running shoes and a
>>> sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you,
>>> your a$$ is mine."
>>> He lost 63 pounds that week.
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See after all that I would have called back the 5 day/10 lbs girl. I would have been in such good shape I might have been able to catch her. ;)
 

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heck, I just want to live in that nieghborhood that has hot naked girls running around outside :D
 
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