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I want to wish each and every one of you a very Merry Christmas. I also want to thank you for your friendships, your time, your humor, your posts, and most of all, just for being the coolest people I know.

Please, drive safely, do not drink and drive, and have a safe, happy, and family-filled Christmas!
 

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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the site,
Not an FJ was revving, all hiding their might.
The servers were hung on some process by root,
In the hopes that Matthew would soon reboot.
With the economy sunk, and pocket books sparse,
we all sleep dreaming we can still afford parts!
With Dominic in his mankini and needing a slap,
So Cal FJs settled in for a long winters nap.
When up from 'net there arose such a clatter,
It even woke mtnkraut to see what's the matter.
Away from his liquor he tore himself with a thud,
Thinking that this must be the work of Mud.
When what to his bloodshot eyes did appear,
but a bunch of d-bags posting ban-bait with no fear!
They were posting religion, politics, and racing the streets,
Didn't they know those are the topics of elites?
So he fired himself up to put on the ban,
When he noticed the posts of a certain red man.
The fellow in red seemed a good enough guy,
So he thought to himself, I'll give this a try.
He said to the fella, could you help me out?
I love to ban people but can't stand when they shout!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Said Santa with a big smile,
To the naughty list they go, missing you by a mile!
So back to the bottle FunJunkie went with a jerk,
Thanking Santa first for all his hard work!
And I heard him exclaim ere he passed out cold,
This 'night before Christmas stuff has really gotten old!

Merry Christmas Everyone!

-Dave
 

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FJDave said:
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the site,
Not an FJ was revving, all hiding their might.
The servers were hung on some process by root,
In the hopes that Matthew would soon reboot.
With the economy sunk, and pocket books sparse,
we all sleep dreaming we can still afford parts!
With Dominic in his mankini and needing a slap,
So Cal FJs settled in for a long winters nap.
When up from 'net there arose such a clatter,
It even woke mtnkraut to see what's the matter.
Away from his liquor he tore himself with a thud,
Thinking that this must be the work of Mud.
When what to his bloodshot eyes did appear,
but a bunch of d-bags posting ban-bait with no fear!
They were posting religion, politics, and racing the streets,
Didn't they know those are the topics of elites?
So he fired himself up to put on the ban,
When he noticed the posts of a certain red man.
The fellow in red seemed a good enough guy,
So he thought to himself, I'll give this a try.
He said to the fella, could you help me out?
I love to ban people but can't stand when they shout!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Said Santa with a big smile,
To the naughty list they go, missing you by a mile!
So back to the bottle FunJunkie went with a jerk,
Thanking Santa first for all his hard work!
And I heard him exclaim ere he passed out cold,
This 'night before Christmas stuff has really gotten old!

Merry Christmas Everyone!

-Dave
Dave thats awesome! Great post

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
 

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A bucket of beers, Black Sabbath blaring, playing Left For Dead and a few episodes of Futurama. I may not have family or friends to spend the holidays with but I always have a rockin christmas!
 

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Merry Christmas to all. I ate to much Christmas Turkey and now I feel sick. :-\
 

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Wow, a week later and i finally see this. I was out of town enjoying some skiing. F the D-bags, ban them all. Strange, people at work call me angry too.
 

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I'm a little late for da Merry Christmas but..........

Let me throw out the BIG FAT FJ HAPPY NEW YEAR to all ma sistas & bros here.

I hope to be seein more of yas in 2009!


Dave aka (dirty dave)
 
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