I have clubs. I started with about 50 golf balls, now down to about 8. I usually end the game by teeing off, losing the ball, going to the next hole, then repeating the last sequence. But I like to go and spend some time outdoors with cool people and kill a few hours. I've been about 20 times, not counting the bunches of range days.
In other words, I'll go golf with you for fun and laughs, just don't keep my score!
It's all good....I go for fun and not to compete. I have played with guys that are so competitive that it takes the fun out of the day. Just go out and hack for 4 hours, get to know people and have fun. Thats whats in my bag!