[fj4fun]

FromSubject: DON'T JUMP







Bob, a relatively young, handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.



He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.



The 10:00 PM news was coming on.



The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump off.



The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"



Bob said, "You know, I bet he will jump."



The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."



Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"



Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.



The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money, mister."



Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."



The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again!!"



Bob took the money.

 

[FunJunkie]

A couple of guys were chatting on the balony of a 14th story bar when all their items were blown from the table. After they got a couple more drinks the one man says to the other "you know, sometimes the updrafts here are so strong they can litterally float your body for short periods of time." The second guy calls B.S. "seriously" says the first, "watch!" he steps to the rail, licks his finger and holds it out, and at the next big draft takes a leap. At the amazement of the disbeliever, he floats in the air and back on to the balcony. "Holy chit!" exclames the observer "Dude show me how to do that!" the first man brings him to the edge, licks his finger to test the wind ans says "ready.....steady......JUMP!!" the second man plummets to his death. The waitress comes over to the first guy and exclaims," Dammit Superman, you are a real A-Hole when you're drunk".