CHINESE PROVERBS
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch a$$ should
not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get
good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with
four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth!
But next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right,
war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cat house .
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Man who fight with wife all day
get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib,
but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should
change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs .
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch a$$ should
not bite fingernails.
* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who eat many prunes get
good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with
four balls cannot walk.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Panties not best thing on earth!
But next to best thing on earth.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
War does not determine who is right,
war determine who is left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cat house .
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fight with wife all day
get no piece at night.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It take many nails to build crib,
but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who live in glass house should
change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs .
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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