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CHINESE PROVERBS

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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano,

wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch a$$ should

not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get

good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with

four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth!

But next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right,

war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse

soon find him in cat house .

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Man who fight with wife all day

get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib,

but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should

change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs .


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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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