A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a
beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends
over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up
right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the
form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman
greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not h ave been
there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers,"Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
$hit when I tell you the price."
beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends
over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up
right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the
form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman
greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not h ave been
there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers,"Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
$hit when I tell you the price."
