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  Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable
  mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
  This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

  What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
  about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
  been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
  about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

  Heres a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
  questions:

  If:
  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

  is represented as:
  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 1 8 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

  Then:

  H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
  8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


  and


  K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
  11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

  But ,

  A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
  1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

  And,

  B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
  2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

  AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.

  A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
  1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

  So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
  Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the
  Bullsh!t and a$$ kissing that will put you over the top.
 
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